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ivan burit



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:46 am    Post subject: I nearly fell off my chair laughing when i read this Reply with quote

PCSO`s rightly so, want night vision glasses to keep up with criminal activity in Frinton......

http://www.clactonandfrintongazet...olice_want_to_see_in_the_dark.php

From an outsider, some of the more criminal acts that have already taken place are only too apparent...

Even if some are not crimes in the eyes of the law, but crimes to mankind..lol..


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Lin



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So ,the New all Powerful Super Loo cannot be found by us mere mortals then ,hmm ,off to the nearest Army supply stores to pick up a pair ,just in case I am ever caught short in Frinton......I'm too creaky to jump the barrier you see.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh stop it women, i`m nearly choking on me bacon sarnie.......lol...

mind you, if i dont stop eating bacon sarnies and the like, i will end up like your pussy.....

(sorry, well wrong word, i really mean your avatar, the fat cat)...
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A MULTI-million pound “peace palace” to provide a new venue for the teachings of the late Maharishi Mahesh Yogi - a guru to The Beatles - could be built near Woodbridge.

OK, as the Sultan of frinton has got his Taj Mahal, why not let  Huru the Guru build his "peace palace"  next door......

between the pair of them, they could set up a franchise and sell it to all the sourrounding boroughs.....

You could practise transindental meditation in either or both buildings then..

http://www.eadt.co.uk/content/ead...20Feb%202008%2017%3A36%3A43%3A443
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