ivan burit
Joined: 26 Dec 2006
Posts: 2571
Location: YO HO - HO, welcome to Sunny Jaywick..
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 Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 5:19 pm Post subject: OK, an early halloween story |
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A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when
behind him he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the
image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the
street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing
quickly behind him.
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP....
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes
in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes
through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP..
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, as the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is
pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reache s for something, anything, but all he can
find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup
at the casket...
and,
(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)
The coffin stops.
 
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