Lin
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I'm a Clactonian ....Get Me Out of Here!!!!Not much on telly the other night ,so I found I had wandered into I'm a Celebrity.... 
This got me thinking........(well one or two brain cells collided)
This may be the crowd puller that the town centre needs so much to lure us all back .
We could have our own I'm a Celebrity ,with Local people in (you know the sort ,the publicity hungry folk who clutter up our papers with inane comments and ridiculous photos).
It could be based in the Town Centre around the fountain of yoof ,with contestants being voted to do tasks like cleaning the fountain holes with a tooth pick after a Friday night.Or peeling off chewing gum with their teeth  ...or weeding between the gaps with their toes ,blindfolded ect
If you had the chance ,who would you put in the Town centre ??????
And...what Trial would you give them?????
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ivan burit
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Oh our Lin, you are blessed with wisdom.
OK enough of the "givvin it up"........lol..
No. 1 most definately would have to be Cllr. Roy Smith....why.?..
he allready wears blinkers as to not really see whats going on in front of him.
i do NOT knock age, but sometimes an age is when you reach a point when you have to think about "if" your decisions are really acceptable, but being wrong and continuing with them not only ailienates yourself from whom you represent, but makes you look a complete fool to boot........would i let him speak for me...nope..
give him a white stick in one hand and a broom in the other and ask him to find his way from the new bowling green to the yoof`s water sports area, while attempting to do some good for a change...sweeping up......
No. 2 would have to be "terrible Terry"....why.....come on, you dont need me to point out that not only did the conservatives not want terry, but the majority of his neighbours did not want him either.........so what did he do to stay in public eye, why get voted Mayor for not only one year, but two long overbearing years ..
would i vote for him....not on your nelly.......he`s made to many remarks against some place in "west Clacton"........if he`s lost for work, put him to work by the fountain of yoof with a jet wash like old harry shearing, even if harry had a new coat on...
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pepsi
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No 3 would be Harry Shearing, the architect of much of the Town Centre changes.
This man has consistently maintained that everything is wonderful in the Town Centre, the Traders and Public love it all and it will be a major innovation in regenrating both Clacton and the Town Centre, he is incapable of missing a photo, radio or TV opportunity to voice these views.
This man is so far up the backside of the Local Bus company that he is incapable of original thought and should be joining the "I'm a celebirity" group purely on the basis of his lack of brains.
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amenity
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| pepsi wrote: | No 3 would be Harry Shearing, the architect of much of the Town Centre changes.
This man has consistently maintained that everything is wonderful in the Town Centre, the Traders and Public love it all and it will be a major innovation in regenrating both Clacton and the Town Centre, he is incapable of missing a photo, radio or TV opportunity to voice these views.
This man is so far up the backside of the Local Bus company that he is incapable of original thought and should be joining the "I'm a celebirity" group purely on the basis of his lack of brains. |
Me thinks Shearing he doth protest too much.
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