Milk Chocolate

amenity2 · Milk Chocolate

So Nestle deny that Chinese milk powder in their UK products.

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/...der_Over_Reports_Of_Contamination

Lin

Phew ,that's ok then as I only eat Cadbury's . Is Cadbury's ok then ???

Why is it that everything I enjoy is being taken away from me ??

I like the occasional take away ......obesity and heart problems
I enjoy a quiet ciggie ....speaks for itself really
I enjoy walking along cliff tops ...banned by elf and safety
Used to enjoy a drink......... well ,ok gave that up 15 years ago
A nice dippy egg ??? ...salmonella ,unless you boil it until it resembles a missile.
A lovely Sunday drive in the car (well ,I would if the Vicar took me out for that Sunday cuppa at Walton) ...greenhouse emissions ect and petrol being on a par with gold dust.
Might as well give up the will to live and survive on rice cakes ...go on someone ,bet there is a health risk there as well Wink

amenity2

Lin

But I don't want to enter Valhalla Amenity ,I just want to sit on a bench and watch the boats go by .........

amenity2

Same here Lin, whatever we've got it's better than that, not that I believe all that afterlife stuff, but each to his own, does make you wonder why some people are not satisfied even when they have great wealth?

ivan burit

Oooeeeerrrr,
its a bit deep today boys and girlies.
yesterday i was told that i`m still alive (much to my relief, not sure about the wife though ?)..lol
that my blood pressure was 140 / 80....still.....(bloody brillient for me)
that i have a good pulse on my feet.....(never said nuffin abart the rest of me) ?
that i have still a "major" weight problem...(was never in the forces)..!
that i definately have "sleep apnea"....(how do i know when i`m asleep)..
that my PSA is 1.4....still....(for those that know, thats good)
that my thyroid is being managed....(wish my bank balance would)
that my blood sugar level over the three month check was acceptable.(ok, i cheat from time to time-but.)
that my "E & U`s" are still coming back just fine .....(thats a suprise, but i do try)

and then i try to get back home from the city of london by "any means possable .(with apollagies to charlie boarmans tv programme)
Ok, St. Pauls station we actually managed to fit (not get into) into a space next to the door......
then the driver informed us the train was terminating at an earlier station because of an incident at Stratford............we got of..(actually fell out as the doors opened)
we managed to squeeze into the doorway of another , but that was going on the "other" route to Woodford, so not going to the station we wanted...
we fell out of that one...
we got onto another train, standing up, holding on for dear life asto not fall onto those seated, not looking up to give their seat to the elderly/infirm/those with walking problems/or with child. as requested to do so by the plaque above their heads.....but they eventually got of to let us standing fall onto a seat at long last, well for the last 2 stations..
we then got to Fairlop Station...tired...
the ticket barriers were not functioning correctly, being overseen by the ticket inspector, but freedom, fresh air, at last...then round the corner to the car park.
my car WAS still where i left it........(suprised was i)
into the car to join the 0 to 5mph snake that went for 5 miles to collier row.

At last a rest - cup of tea - stew & dumplins and a game of snakes & ladders then elefun game with my "vic"..(not our vicar thank you, but we all love him toooo)
i never admit to havin a 5 minuet kip, but i did.
then the drive home down the hyway to hell.(clacton really)...on the Alpha 12..

SO Grandad, what did you do yesterday now you are a retard.. Twisted Evil

(retired)....lol

amenity2

I felt tired just reading what you did Ivan, can I have some of your pills?

ivan burit

ha..ha..ha..

ok, i`m addicted to drugs...
(the free tree falling lady`s type-chocolate) at times,
it has chemicals that give you a feel good factor, I`VE JUST HAD HALF A BAR..

i am now bouncing around the room, but,...... Twisted Evil

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please dont look at my blood sugar levells for a while.. Cool

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One of lifes best self induced drugs is melontonin, released by the brain (struggles with me) but happines, laughter, excorsise...sssshhhhhh (sex). Shocked

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anything really that you do that makes you feel good also,
it gives you that feel good factor.. Laughing

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I also have a 3 page prescription per month for the "other" bits amenity.......lol... Wink

ivan burit

ooooooooooppsss
i`m so happy i posted twice... Wink

Lin

Oh Bu**er it !!!!! Just read in the Daily mail that Cadburys may be tainted as well .
Well ,looks like I will have to go to that little sweetie shop in Frinton and buy some Merry maid Toffees instead. Very Happy

Vicar

Help is at hand. Someone sent me this which contains useful healthy tips and is on topic as it refers to chocolate somewhere or other.

HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION:

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it.. don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruit and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain . Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/ fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one.. If you have two bodies , your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise programme?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good !

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING !!! ... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO!!! Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember:
'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOW what a ride!'

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day

BREAKFAST
1 Grapefruit
1 slice wholemeal toast
1 cup skimmed milk

LUNCH
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 biscuit

AFTERNOON TEA
The rest of the biscuits from the packet
1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping

DINNER
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size Supreme pizza
3 chocolate bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK
1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

REMEMBER :
'stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts'

Send this to four women and you will lose two kilograms

Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew) and you will lose 10 kgs

IF you delete this message you will gain 10 kgs

Finally, here's some advice for you:

Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.......

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of biscuits , the mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates..

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.

Lin

ooooo Vicar you are naughty Laughing

...now where is the cheesecake .Don't drink wine so I'll have a flagon of Scrumpy please ...see ,I'm just a country girl at heart.

ivan burit

Ivan laughing out LOUD,
as he cooks din - dins for the boss & No. 1 son.

2 cheese & colliflower bakes.
3 burgers. (for him)
1 pan of colliflower + broccalli + peas (all for me)
1 portion of best breaded cod thats mine matey, ay ay captain...
3 portions of vegetable oil cooked chips between us

as its starting to burn i`m gone....

amenity2

Vicar said;

"I took a girl out last night who lives over the road from me. I didn't mean to I was aiming for the cat."

Collateral damage? Shocked

ivan burit

lol....