And, just in case I run out of petrol.Have come up with a use for my old bike ,now I have a new ,shiny one.
wow..very trendy Lin..Complete with lights I see.. Ok for doing a bit of night work.. better rates of pay no doubt.. Why not attach a picnic hamper..ideal for when you have a rest at the bottom of the garden.. well, ive just mowed my meadow..the hedges want trimming now..might do them tomorrow.. waiting for a builder to come and inspect my roof..on the house that is..the tiles keep falling off!!.. Hey..has anyone found out why the warship was off the coast?..smugglers maybe?.. right ..time for a bite to eat.. Cheers..TT
I love you little steam roller .I have a minature one like that in my loft.It runs on firelighters.Belongs to my better half ,he's had it since being a nipper.Only get it out once or twice a year for the Grandchildren.
I love you little steam roller .I have a minature one like that in my loft.It runs on firelighters.Belongs to my better half ,he's had it since being a nipper.Only get it out once or twice a year for the Grandchildren.
Good Morning Clacton..oops, its afternoon now.. just where did the morning go?.. Hi there Lin..Glad you liked my little steam roller..Can't remember where i got it from now.. purloined it off the internet no doubt.. well, the weather over here in Somerset is dry and cloudy..the sun has tried to make an attendance..we could do with some rain if you got any going.. helps to keep the dust down..Off to the recycling depot now with all my bits and bobs.. have fun.. ..T3
Hi T3, well today has turned very warm indeed,
unfortunatly we had to go to a funeral early this afternoon, one of clactons scooterists had passed away at 1 year past retirement.
We managed to get 30 scooters to follow to the crem, with old mateys son riding his dads scooter at the head of our proccesion.
The family said there dad would have been so proud.
The wheel of life T3, you cannot stop it...
I look outside at the blinding sunshine, hear the birds singing, the seagulls squarking, the endless blue sky`s........
the wheel spins..............
It seems the warship was there to blow up a mine that had been dredged up near the wind farm.Phew ,Thank Goodness for that , no invasion imminent then , I can now sleep soundly again.
I was reliably informed by a fortune-teller in the Crab and Pumpkin latrines who has an imressive record on all things council-related (She is in fact Gypsy-in-residence to Tendring council and commands a salary in the region of £40000 p.a.) that it was a survey ship planning the installation of railings around the entire windfarm to prevent children playing in the fish poo which is a common feature of that area and then returning with dirty feet to pollute the showpiece beach at Martello Bay. How much more impressive would that be if they had a khazi there?
While I'm on the subject, (?) remember the fuss about three or four months ago when a new pedestrian crossing was installed in Carnarvon Road with pictures of smiling councillors taking their turn crossing from one side to the other being photographed and crossing back again. Then it was switched off and has not worked since. Can you see a pattern developing here?
I'm off to buy shares in a railings company.
Just a thought: Perhaps if they could have hoiked the mine ashore and detonated it in Un-fountain Square we could have used the money saved on the railings there to pay for the ones on the crossing.
I should be a councillor me. I'm obviously as daft as the current batch and I could use the allowance money to pay for a fence to keep burglars and child-molesters away from my crisp stocks.
Oh Vicar .............."You are naughty "
i'll have to dust off that Best of the Week rosette we used to have .
Just had a thought ,BING ,now that the gates are not manned at all times ,would an invasion of Frinton- on -Loos (Allenville)be easier ???
The word "imressive" is defined in my dictionary as "simultaneously both puzzling and alarming".
I call it 'my dictionary' as it is a living document and is constantly added to as I make more and more typos and need to define them ffor the public benefit.
It's happened again, the word "ffor" is Welsh for the number between three and ffive.
Best stop there it's time for one of my green pills.
Yes Ivan I did notice the aggro on that forum..apparently Grinch goes under another name as well.. we have a few oddballs on there including myself of course..I see you have been upseting the Queen Bee on there too..lol..she spouts on a bit but most members dont take any notice of her..alll good entertainment.. cheers..T3
Oh T3, if someone pulls my chain, i cannot pulling back harder.
Its like a bit of tug o war, only i like our team to get the trophy......
Glad your Ok with it all T3.
I`ll PM you about something.
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wow..very trendy Lin..Complete with lights I see.. 
Ok for doing a bit of night work.. 
Hey..has anyone found out why the warship was off the coast?..smugglers maybe?.. 
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