Looks like the terrible twosome are going for gold this week.
I have spotted them twice in the paper, .Do I win the Golden sick bag prize ??????
How about a new name for the local rag.....Mayzes Pages springs to mind.
I have a sneaky suspicion that one of them is going to pull a stunt at the Airshow....now which one will it be ??? who will they be using to gain further useless publicity???? any ideas ??? Wouldn't surprise me if one of them turns up with a Granny in tow claiming there are no facilities for the elderly.....Watch this space..first one to spot a blatent waste of column space wins the Spot the Talentless award.
The airshow would be the perfect oppourtunity to get rid of them.......tie them to the front of some planes in the display and get the planes to drop them off out over the sea.
I have a sneaky suspicion that one of them is going to pull a stunt at the Airshow.....
Well really!!!! What else would they pull?
But seriously (not really) I think you've sussed it there Lin. I heard there were going to be wing-walkers on one of the planes.
Now, if we stand Stephen on one wing and Danny, (Oh Lord how I miss the old days of rhyming slang), on the other, I think we could pretty well guarantee them major coverage in the national press.
As always I am prepared to sponsor the event and would encourage you all to do the same. May I suggest that the sum of 10p per nose-dive would raise thousands of pounds for worthy causes.
I tink we may have a small problem here with balancing the weight distribution ...hmmmmm ...let me tink ....how about putting master Howlett on the same wing as Lordy Lordy ...yup that should balance it out .....oh to hear them squeal like stuck piggies
What it must be like to be so young and popular
I've always wondered this, but never have I been unlucky enough to experience it :p
Y'know those signs that fly behind the planes, wouldn't it be entertaining if either half of Stephanny somehow managed to get tied to a cord of one. But then it'd have to be Stephan, as if it were the other boy then the plane wouldn't get off of the ground...
As always I am prepared to sponsor the event and would encourage you all to do the same. May I suggest that the sum of 10p per nose-dive would raise thousands of pounds for worthy causes.
Mean as I am renowned to be I'll raise that to 50p.
Has the latest story about Dumb, dumber and dumbest been removed from the EG website. I went to check the comments but couldnt find it....unless I am totally missing it.
Oh I got all excited then,but went over to the Mayzes Pages and ,sorry to say ,they are still there.Aptly placed directly above the Melons story.
Mmmmmmm Melon and crisp sarnies ,luvverly.
I was searching for it too EssexGurl. It wasn't there for some of the day yesterday (I think) for some reason or another, but it's there now, for the world to see -_-
Has anyone read the Essex Standrad recently? Three articleson the Mayzes iit! But one of them is someone saying they hope they can do better. I'll try find it...
Two youthful councillors have outlined their own ambitious vision for the district.
Stephen and Danny Mayzes (also known as 'Stephanny' to their fans), who represnt Clacton's Rush Green ward on Tendring Council, have devised a wish list - dubbed the People's Priorities (should be Stephanny's Priorities...).
Free parking for all residents, employing a tourism and marketing specialist (WHY?! They'd only tell us to get rid of the chavs!) and cheaper leisure centre fees (can he ever think of somethig new?) are among the plans.
"These (1) are not our ideas (bollocks) - it is what the people say, it is about putting the people first," Said Stephen. "These (2) might not be everybody's opinions but these (3) are very wide (he shouldn't talk about Danny like that) and open ideas that might help shape the district.
"Lots of people don't like changes but we are not here for the next 20 years for things to stay the same."
The pair, aged 23 and 19, have done their own consultation (as always.) to devise the plan.
"The council gets criticised about not doing enough consultation so we have done our own," Stephen continued.
"Only 50 per cent of the district want to vote (so that's what happened to the smart half!). We want to start engaging with people who do not feel they can have a say. We really feel for our community and that's why we are here and here to stay. (O_O)"
David Lines, leader of the Tendring Council, praised the councillors for their approach but warned the ideas would have to be funded.
He described a plan to give anyone who pays their council tax in full and upfront free parking as a populist move that would cost up to £1 million.
"I don't want to be negative but I hope their other ideas have been given more thought and research than free parking," he said. (I love this guy! haha)
Mr Lines added the council is carrying out its most extensive ever consultation on a vision for the district up to 2016 - the draft sustainable community strategy.
He urged Stephen and Danny Mayzes and all residents to contribute to that process via tendringdc.gov.uk or at Tendring Council Offices.
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Priorities include:
Two hours free parking in town centres (yes, because that would work -_-)
Free parking at council carparks for all residents who pay their council tax upfront
Inproving the cycle network in Tendring (there's nothing wrong with it/)
Holding more family facilities
Employing a marketing and tourism specialist to boost visitor numbers
More play areas
Cheaper fares at leisure centres
A free recycling service for buisinesses (are they planning on paying for this?!)
Keeping the new pavements in Clacton town centre clean (Pft.)
New facilities and events to attract tourists
More cash to tackle obesity,sex and drug issues among youngsters. (Why do they make this so personal for themselves? Just because one is big, the other can't get laid and both need drugs to start thinking straight, they shouldn't try being the focus of the attention!)
I was searching for it too EssexGurl. It wasn't there for some of the day yesterday (I think) for some reason or another, but it's there now, for the world to see -_-
Has anyone read the Essex Standrad recently? Three articleson the Mayzes iit! But one of them is someone saying they hope they can do better. I'll try find it...
I see it now lol....it definitely wasnt there earlier.....how odd
Nikkadi, that was very wicked of you to take what these (1) boys said and to ridicule it. Well done. They don't actually need any help to make themselves a laughing-stock but it was thoughtful of you to make the effort.
Mr Lines seems to have their measure too. As a lifetime student and exponent of sarcasm I think I detect more than a note of it in his comments.
You said that their fans call them "Stephanny", in fact they are establishing a fan-base throughout the country. I regularly send details of their latest comic capers to friends and relatives all over the place and they always look forward to the next silly installment. I was trying to use the word "epis ode" there, but ifyou type it in without a space it gets changed to "smile". How strange.
Incidentally I heard that the phrase, "Buy this photo" under each picture of the dynamic duo (dynamic uno?) will shortly be changed to, "Buy this photo or we will print it on the front page of every issue until you do"
How about a Guess What They are Up to Next competition??
A few suggestions could be
1.Instigating a V.A.T exemption on crisps
2.Grabbing a reluctant Granny from the town centre and having a picture taken claiming the slopes on the seafront should have escalators to help the elderly up and down the slopes, all funded by the local tax payers.
3.A large scale media campaign(of course with a multitude of front page photos) to grease all the door frames in the Town Hall so councillors with over-inflated ego's can gently slide their enlarged heads through the doors.
Agitate for a crisp allowance for all councillors.
Suggest free fish and chips for anyone presenting a photograph of the cherubs cut from the Gazette (any issue)
Press for free travel on public transport for all young people in Tendring. The cost of this will be met by money from somewhere or other. (Note to self: Call Gazette. Suggest picture of boys pointing at bus.)
Arrange urgent provision of a number of toilet blocks dotted around the area for the use of councillors and their families. These will be easily identified as different from the peasant's conveniences as they will not have a shallow end and a deep end. Each will be guarded by any PCSO's who are not attending photocalls (Oi Gazette! Picture of boys pointing at PCSO. OK?) Funded by cuts from some budget or other. No probs.
A council bye-law will be passed banning any criticism of councillors aged 23 or 19. Anyone in breach of this bye-law will be required to sit with one of the lads for ten minutes.
Start a campaign to discourage the 4 million youngsters who jump of Clacton pier each week. (Note to self: Arrange for at least three members of Tendring Council to meet on the pier. Arrange for at least 2 PCSOs to be there with them. Arrange for a press photographer to attend. Get him to photograph the 3 councillors and 2 PCSOs looking at the sign which says "Don't jump".)
On second thoughts, scrap this one it's patently ridiculous, I mean who in their right mind..........?
Start campaign to have local paper renamed Clacton Mayzette. (Picture of one councillor reading newspaper and one looking at it). This idea is a goer!
Start a Youth council message board for the exclusive use of TDC councillors. This would avoid the possibility of any views being expressed by all those "wrong-thinking" people who are not fit to be called citizens of Tendring. (You know who you are. Filth).
URGENT. Frantically try to find some way to retain seats at the next election. Rumours state that the Labour party will be fielding two extremely strong candidates in the persons of a pair of hamsters called Reg and Ronnie who are expected to win by a landslide. Neither of them has a real job, but Ronnie has qualifications in running inside a wheel.
IMPORTANT!!!Don't tell Mr Lines about any of our brill ideas. He's has a loud laugh. We don't like him.
Agitate for a crisp allowance for all councillors.
Suggest free fish and chips for anyone presenting a photograph of the cherubs cut from the Gazette (any issue)
Press for free travel on public transport for all young people in Tendring. The cost of this will be met by money from somewhere or other. (Note to self: Call Gazette. Suggest picture of boys pointing at bus.)
Arrange urgent provision of a number of toilet blocks dotted around the area for the use of councillors and their families. These will be easily identified as different from the peasant's conveniences as they will not have a shallow end and a deep end. Each will be guarded by any PCSO's who are not attending photocalls (Oi Gazette! Picture of boys pointing at PCSO. OK?) Funded by cuts from some budget or other. No probs.
A council bye-law will be passed banning any criticism of councillors aged 23 or 19. Anyone in breach of this bye-law will be required to sit with one of the lads for ten minutes.
Start a campaign to discourage the 4 million youngsters who jump of Clacton pier each week. (Note to self: Arrange for at least three members of Tendring Council to meet on the pier. Arrange for at least 2 PCSOs to be there with them. Arrange for a press photographer to attend. Get him to photograph the 3 councillors and 2 PCSOs looking at the sign which says "Don't jump".)
On second thoughts, scrap this one it's patently ridiculous, I mean who in their right mind..........?
Start campaign to have local paper renamed Clacton Mayzette. (Picture of one councillor reading newspaper and one looking at it). This idea is a goer!
Start a Youth council message board for the exclusive use of TDC councillors. This would avoid the possibility of any views being expressed by all those "wrong-thinking" people who are not fit to be called citizens of Tendring. (You know who you are. Filth).
URGENT. Frantically try to find some way to retain seats at the next election. Rumours state that the Labour party will be fielding two extremely strong candidates in the persons of a pair of hamsters called Reg and Ronnie who are expected to win by a landslide. Neither of them has a real job, but Ronnie has qualifications in running inside a wheel.
IMPORTANT!!!Don't tell Mr Lines about any of our brill ideas. He's has a loud laugh. We don't like him.
Your Vicarness I bow down before you to worship your greatness.....fan-bloody-tastic
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.Do I win the Golden sick bag prize ??????
problem here with balancing the weight distribution ...hmmmmm ...let me tink ....how about putting master Howlett on the same wing as Lordy Lordy ...yup that should balance it out 
.....oh to hear them squeal like stuck piggies 
Nice One Vicar