Ahhh but only if you join in as well.....I tink I have some spare lycra stuff in the back of the wardrobe....how do electric blue leggings and a tiger print strapless top sound......
I happen to know this lady likes the bling
So thats settled then Duchess lin and Lady Stuckinessex in the prams resplendent in VERY tight lycra (hope the seams hold out !!) complete wiv a bottle of diamond white each with a teat on top so we don't spill any...
Ivan and Frankie pushing us whilst trying hard not to spill their beer whilst attempting to re-adjust their diamonte encrusted thongs (always thought they had the same effect as wearing a cheese wire up your %^&*^%)
To make it more interesting I tink amenity and essex gurl could represent the Harwich Area ....how do you feel about Diamonte thongs Amenity ...
We also have a rather splendid line of trusses in a rather fetching NHS pink (flesh tone) that we could Jazz up a bit with some tassles if the older boys dont want to expose too much .....
Pepsi could join us if she pulls out those old Hippy clothes ,perhaps the Vicar could give her a push ??? ...never seen a man of the cloth in a thong ,that should bring in the crowds ,or perhaps a tastefully placed diamonte encrusted cross
Right thats four teams sorted out , we gurls expect our 'pushers' to get fit for the big day ....come on boys pull out those shiny shell suits left over from the 80's and get your plimsolls....... your going jogging.......
OK Ivan ,due to the unusually inclement weather ie NO SUMMER!!! perhaps it's a bit too much to expect you to get your nether regions cold and chilly ,nothing worse than a purple mottled rear end.We have decided that a nice warm towelling nappy will suffice ...and perhaps a bib and bonnet to hide your blushes.
now I wonder if mr danno Champion of the World is going to join in or is he too busy saving the world (or at least single handedly making us a greener cleaner safer area??) or deleting all his nasty posts on the other channel...anyone notice how they all disappeared when he was elected ....beware your sins for they will find you out... pass the crisps....
Ah Amenity ,we are conceeding defeat with the diamonte thongs (wouldn't want to scare the horses) decided nappies would be a tad warmer and spare a few blushes and purple cheeks
Looks like we will still have to dig out those flattering leg warmers(circa 1980)as someone has pinched our summer.At this rate we will be doing the pram race at the Guy Carnival ...at least summer may have finally caught up with us then ,only trouble is ,I have to stay away from Harwich when there is something good on as I seem to bring the rain with me.....
Think I may well have to do as Ivan and Frankie suggested and wear my fur coat (before they ask .....I'm wearing my apple catchers with it )
So ,Stuckinessex enlighten us as to what you will be wearing.....no no don't tell me....a fairy costume????????
Now, not one for being a spoil sport..(or was that a spoilt sport) pass the crisps, we should throw down the gauntlet(or diamonte endorned long sleeve gloves with ermin fur trimming) and let the best parrish win...........
Standing in the corner, as always, is Ivan..(or Captain Invinceable...da-DAH...) but in reality, the thought of actualy walking, or g*d forbid, running, fills one with fear...will have to sort out levitation boards like in back to the future......So with a gentle humming, i / we can glide away into the distance........(when i say "humming" i dont mean like not had a bath yet.).....
OK, have i really lost the plot or wot.........lol..
Lin I think it would be worth sorting out a charity pram race in clacton without the carnival as i could do with the laugh frankie and ivan in diamontie thongs!!! and you in your lycra dress good for a laugh.
well that is my normal garb for a saturday night!!!
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towelling nappy will suffice ...and perhaps a bib and bonnet to hide your blushes. 
....beware your sins for they will find you out... 
