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ivan burit
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 Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:05 pm Post subject: The new yooof club |
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Does anyone who will benifit, or even use the new soon to be built youth club read our boring old posts......
anywhere.........
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amenity
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| Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:15 pm Post subject: |
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| I read your posts Ivan, but sadly no yoof, however am told I am entering my second childhood, so second yoof may come, if I last that long. |
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ivan burit
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| Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:17 pm Post subject: |
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amenity, we all have inner yooof
its only the outside that shows others we pysicaly dont show it, but my inner yooof
does get me into trouble sometimes, where the outer non-yooof cannot compete or even catch up....
now what did i just say.....uummmm
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Lin
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| Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:20 am Post subject: |
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Anyone miss young Nikadi ? ,she was our insight into the mysterious world of yoof .
Do you reckon they will let us into said yoof club ?.
I have been completing an undercover assessment of the yoof by cleverly disguising myself as a responsible adult outside Mccy dees and observing this fascinating new strain of human beans and have come to the following conclusions on how to be a Yoof and get admitted to the next Holy Portal 'gifted' to us by the Great and Superb Lord Taj of Frinton -on -bog.
So , is anyone prepared to wear a hoodie and a baseball cap at the same time ? , trousers/jeans with waistbands that sit on your thighs with the crotch hanging between your ankles ? ,a large amount of 'ran in the wash ' pants/ grey sorta coloured thongy ( commonly known to use 'oldies ' as a cheesewire ') ting exposed for all to see how rubbish our parents are at putting the coloureds in seperately ,and , whose teeth are up to chewing gum for 22 hours a day ?.  ...does sucking marshmallows count ?.
You know we could ,maybe ,just get away with it  provided we O.D on Red Bull .
.Oh S*d it ,my trainers are not all white and shiny ('fraid I actually use them for a form of sport) ...will that disclude me ????. |
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Vicar
Joined: 11 Jan 2007
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| Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:02 pm Post subject: |
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| Lin wrote: |
.Oh S*d it ,my trainers are not all white and shiny ('fraid I actually use them for a form of sport) ...will that disclude me ????. |
I remember my mate's wife asking me once, "How on earth do you get your trainers so white?"
I told her, "You buy them yesterday."
If they can have a yoof club, why can't we have a "second yoof" club.
I do worry about the fact that second youth might precede second childhood and I don't want to go through that again. I'm still having problems coming to terms with puberty and some of that really early childhood stuff just doesn't bear thinking about.
I'm also a bit worried about this inner/outer yoof thing. Does this mean I have to eat for two? And does it always have to be Macdonalds for him?
I read that inside every fat person is a thin person crying to get out - but you can usually shut the smiler up with biscuits or some cake.
(When you try to type the word that starts with B and rhymes with "rugger", magical prudish software transforms it into "smiler") Smiler it!
Time for my afternoon nap
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Lin
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| Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:49 pm Post subject: |
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smiler smiler smiler 
Strange that as i can get the word that sounds like sit ,and the one that sounds like a male cow .........smiler smiler   this is fun on a boring Friday with no work ,housework ,swotting or research .Oh well ,little tings and all that 
PS Can't wait to see Ivan and Amenity in their 'baggy troosers' and back to front baseball caps .Bless 'em |
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ivan burit
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| Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:25 pm Post subject: |
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Funny thing that Lin, baggy`s,
last sunday was the Classic "car" show at London Road, Clacton.
2 of our scoot club showed Vespa`s, us pair of silly truckers showed the much younger of us pair, his VW type 25 single cab truck.....
Both me and me little boy wore our standard wear of army camo troosers, me my new scoot club t shirt wit the clubs name, contact info, proboard website and bless, my scoot club name of "easye"
I do have a matching hat emblazoned with simular info, but never wore that, but my reliable (worn) dark green hat emblazoned with Greenwich Racing on it.
almost forgot my mirror finish aviator style sunglasses aswell,
and when the sun went in, i wore my standard scoot issue usa flight jacket in olive green...
Now as my troosers were made for a robust person, its leg length is for a 6foot 6 person, not a 5 foot 10 person, and so are proper baggy`s, my t shirt is a long`ish XXXL, and my polished short black boots.
I have as my screen saver a "nice"picture of me holding an erect (stop it Lin)
surf board standing in front of said airforce blue VW, in the line of other VW`s.
SO, am i yooof or not.....lol...
(p.s. the vw or scoot club members wont recognise me in my council meetings suit)
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Nikadi
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| Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 6:15 pm Post subject: |
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Hey Lin, I'm actually back XD
Sadly I'll not really be of help in the insight of youth in the Clacton area, as I work, eat, sleep and more importantly, get drunk (lol) in Shrewsbury, where I work for PGL! I've finally got a decent, regular internet connection, so I'll be back a bit more often now to see what's happening back home and all that jazz.
Though I do know that my little sister is Clacton's carnival queen, very happy about that =]
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Lin
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| Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:51 pm Post subject: |
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Well Done Nikadis sister,we promise not to throw anything nasty at her .
Nice to have you back ,nothing much has changed ...we are still a lot of Grumpy Old Men (and Women) . |
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Vicar
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| Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:38 am Post subject: |
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I agree Lin. I always thought that Nikadi added a much-needed mature point of view to our forums.
I spent two days in Shrewsbury a few years ago. The only thing I can remember about it is watching people jumping off a bridge into a river again and again. Takes all sorts.
By the way, I am not a grumpy old man or woman, it's just that everything is wrong and needs to be pointed out.
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amenity2
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| Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:24 am Post subject: |
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| Vicar wrote: | | I am not a grumpy old man or woman. |
Come! Come! Vicar, since we agree your grumpy, this is quite an admission  |
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Lin
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| Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:16 pm Post subject: |
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I'd rather be a Grumpy Old Woman than be labelled a Moaning Old Fart
Funnily enough ,my husband was watching Grumpy Old Women this week and I had to agree that ,perhaps I may ,just possibly be one.It was the folding of 'nice' carrier bags and the sharp intake of breath when shop girls annoy me bits that confirmed it.The other week I had to laugh when they were saying that the nicest way for a woman 'of a certain age' to relax is the 3 c's : comfy chair ,catalogue and a cuppa .
Yup ,I'm a Grumpy Old Woman . off to look at my Sunday Supplement catalogues with all those 'really useful 'gadgets that I really need. |
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amenity2
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| Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:35 pm Post subject: |
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I'm becoming quite fond of being regarded as a grumpy old man but Vicar is right we are just pointing out what is obvious to us. The older you get the more obvious it seems. Plus we don't give a damn what they think when we tell them.
I suppose historians feel the same way about ancient Rome. |
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ivan burit
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| Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:45 pm Post subject: |
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As one of the worlds record "moaners"....(if it needs saying, yup, i`m your man)
I find the way to get real with the world is something like i achieved today.
My neighbour wanted a fence and gate for her open sideway.
She also wanted the bottom of her garden made dog escape proof by way of green plastic netting cable tied to the existing ornate (one time) steel fence.
2 days ago i found most of the missing pieces, and welded it all back together.
(step one achieved)
Today was taken round Burcarts builders emporium to price up "bits"
Then onto B+Q`s for same.
£77 worth of wood later from b+q and £ 35 from Burcarts we were onsite,
me making a 6foot 6inch gate and fence........
rain stopped play thank goodness about 7-15 pm, but boy am i tired.
right, who`s for a right old moan, i hurt so much, i`m ready.........
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Nikadi
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| Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 12:20 pm Post subject: |
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You have a point Vicar, I'm probably the most mature here :p (But then I work at PGL, so that so called maturity is going right down the drain XD)
Shrewsbury is a strange place, but then I've only been there three/four times since starting here 3 months ago O_o
Things need to be pointed out, but you're still seen as grumpy old people XD
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| I'll admit XD was unknown to me had to google for it. |
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Nikadi
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| Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:52 pm Post subject: |
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| amenity2 wrote: | | I'll admit XD was unknown to me had to google for it. |
Shrewsbury y'mean? Hm, well I'm actually in between Baschurch, Oswestry, Ruyton VI Towns and loads of others, but Shrew is the nearest big town =] I work at Boreatton Park, if you know kids in the Wivenhoe Primary or in Phillip Morant, this PGL centre is where they come to on holidays in years 6 and 7. Phillip Morant trash the place -_-
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Lin
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| Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:47 pm Post subject: |
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Ha ha ,you will have to persuade CCHS that they should send their 'little darlings' to you .That way you would have the privilege of getting to know my nearly 12 year old.Fancy some grey hair ? ,I can assure you that you would have plenty after a week with him and his famous exploits. I should keep quiet really as he has not blown anything up for a couple of weeks.Though he did enjoy bouncing about on a barge sailing up and down the Colne on Friday ,they even ate their packed meals whilst rolling around in the strong winds.Glad to see he didn't inherit my sea legs (  ). |
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Nikadi
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| Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 4:54 pm Post subject: |
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Lol, I'm sure the inner city London kids could rival him, had a loadin today who were f-ing and blinding and going on about weed all day O_o Disturbing kids! Indies on Saturday, that's when the real fun begins...
& I'd rather not have CCHS come here XD
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